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@joeljeffrey: [me as a drug dealer]

Me: wanna buy some acid?

Guys: yeah, whaddya got?

Me: I've got fatty, amino, and folic

Guys: (stab me repeatedly)

[me as a drug dealer]

Me: wanna buy some acid?

Guys: yeah, whaddya got?

Me: I’ve got fatty, amino, and folic

Guys: (stab me repeatedly)

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