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@RCKruseKontrol: ME: babe I wanna show you something *lifts shirt up*

HER: you didn't swallow lightning bugs again did you

ME: it's supposed to say "will you marry me" *flicks tummy* c'mon guys we practiced this

ME: babe I wanna show you something *lifts shirt up*

HER: you didn’t swallow lightning bugs again did you

ME: it’s supposed to say “will you marry me” *flicks tummy* c’mon guys we practiced this

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