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@FrazzleMyGimp: ME: [bird watching]
PIGEON: [looking out window] Babe he’s back.
@squirrel74wkgn: *looks over back shoulder*
*puts car in reverse*
Wife: OH MY GOD
Wife: Becky just posted the cutest picture
@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
@KissabiX: [first day as midwife]
Dr: take a look at this cervix
Me: does it matter if I haven’t seen cer I to VIII?
@Brampersandon_: ME (age 32): I never had many friends growing up idk why
ME (age 12): I hope my baby legs fall out soon so my adult legs can grow in
@rebrafsim: Me: I'm the world's most gullible person
Me: well apparently not