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@AristotlesNZ: Me: BOOP! teehee!
Me: sorry. did you want me to touch MY nose?
@CatsVsHumanity: Whiskey, tango, french fry...?
Yeah, I think that's right.
@BoogTweets: I'm no expert but a Brazilian sounds like a whole lot of bras
@ElgatoEsmio: i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand
@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
@4SLars: I'm good in short bursts like grenades or gamma radiation.