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@ClichedOut: ME: can i open a joint account
BANKER: ok with who
ME: anyone rich
@jake_lach: She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me
@Lindsieeee: My uncle was sitting alone at the table & I said “sitting with all of your friends?” And he said “yeah having a good conversation with your boyfriend.” I love the holidays!!!
@Jam453Lane: Vodka doesn't care about your 70's bush...
Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks.
Her: You mean panic attacks?
Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop
@Oshungurl: You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started.