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@ThugRaccoons: Me: Come quick! I’ve created a reservoir for pet Dutch rodents!

Wife: I don’t like where this is going.

Me: I call it a Hamster Dam.

Wife: I’ll be at the bar

Me: Come quick!  I’ve created a reservoir for pet Dutch rodents!

Wife: I don’t like where this is going. 

Me: I call it a Hamster Dam. 

Wife: I’ll be at the bar

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