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@ArfMeasures: Me: Did you cheat?

Wife: Haha yes, what about you?

Me: Haha yes the glass wasn't really moving on the ouija board, I was pushing it. What did you do?

Wife: Had sex with Dave

Me: Did you cheat?

Wife: Haha yes, what about you?

Me: Haha yes the glass wasn’t really moving on the ouija board, I was pushing it. What did you do?

Wife: Had sex with Dave

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