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@DrunksWithGuns: Me: Do I get naked now or at the end? I've never done this before and I'm really nervous.
@ZachSvobodny: Sad how shallow some women can be. I was informed the girl I like said she’d NEVER date a guy w/ a job like mine. Sorry I’m not some hot shot lawyer or doctor. Idk, maybe embezzling money from a children’s cancer research fund isn’t the most prestigious job but it pays the bills