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@ramblinma: Me: "Do that thing I like."
Husband: *orders pizza*
@Duchess______: I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my brother.
@radtoria: SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP
-Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks.
ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE
@MariyaAlexander: People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on.
@annadrezen: My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I'm great at pole dancing.
@Book_Krazy: No thanks, toilets that flush.