@_Tempo11

[me dress shopping]

“Ohhhh that’s cute”

*an 80 year old buys it*

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day 16 of being stuck in:

me: shall I have another glass of wine?

my wall: yes catherine splendid idea

@UrCajunKuzin

I told myself that I wouldn’t drink today, but nobody ever listens to me.

@chuuew

I’m so mad I put my fist through a wall. I HATE BEING A GHOST

@IamEveryDayPpl

If you get lost on Columbus Day you’re allowed to just choose and occupy a new home, regardless of its current occupants.

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@behindyourback

If you’re afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway.

@HapInTheCap

Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really.