[me dress shopping]

“Ohhhh that’s cute”

*an 80 year old buys it*

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me: shall I have another glass of wine?

my wall: yes catherine splendid idea


I told myself that I wouldn’t drink today, but nobody ever listens to me.


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If you get lost on Columbus Day you’re allowed to just choose and occupy a new home, regardless of its current occupants.

The more you know


If you’re afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway.


Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really.