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@Boozemunkee: Me flirting: so, who’s your favorite serial killer?
@ericacanrant: Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*
@Beatonm5: He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop.
@GrowlyGrego: Hey nice try, people named Tristan. Or I should say Stan Stan Stan.
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance
@Spaziotwat: Who called it "the equals sign" and not "the aftermath"?