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@MaryJustice86: Me: *Getting dressed*
Husband: *throws pants on floor beside hamper* “Where are you going?”
Me: “Jail.”

Me: *Getting dressed*
Husband: *throws pants on floor beside hamper* “Where are you going?” 
Me: “Jail.”

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