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@vikkaroni: Me: Hello, my name is Vikki and I'm an alcoholic.
Operator: Ma'am, this is AAA.
Me: I know. I'm an alcoholic and now my car is in a ditch.

Me: Hello, my name is Vikki and I’m an alcoholic. Operator: Ma’am, this is AAA. Me: I know. I’m an alcoholic and now my car is in a ditch.
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