INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here?
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don’t. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
ME: hey did u get my letter?
ME: weird, my carrier penguin should’ve made it by now
HER: You mean carrier pigeon?
ME: lol what
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If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son’s braces.
The house is clean, just don’t open any drawers or doors.
I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.
Your word is ‘mnemonic’
“Can you use it in a sentence?”
Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity
*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*
Penguins mate for life but also have the highest rate of alcoholism.
Old friend: I barely recognize you.
“That’s the look I was going for. “
My 9 year old went to bed annoyed with me because he said there’s a glacier in Venezuela and I laughed, said ok buddy are there polar bears too do they have a white Christmas get some sleep.
Just so you know, the glacier’s name is Humboldt.