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@LuckoftheDraw86: Me: hey what's this weird lump?
WebMD: could be cancer.
Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow...
WebMD: you have two weeks.

Me: hey what’s this weird lump?
WebMD: could be cancer.
Me: it’s a raisin stuck to my elbow…
WebMD: you have two weeks.

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