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@noogscorner: Me: Hi.
@VerbsRProudest: How Am I Doing? I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
@House_Feminist: "They say some of history's greatest minds could function on very little sleep" I explain to squirrel as I water the car at 4am
@SSgtTommyD: My daughter has an ice skating date with her boyfriend tonight. So I'll be the guy skating behind two 12 year olds carrying a shotgun.
@TheBoydP: Protip: If your coworker has a picture of herself and her dog labeled "Beauty and the Beast" you shouldn't ask her which one is which.
@AynRandy: this year i WILL investigate all suspicious noises instead of merely saying "must have been the wind" and returning to my patrol route