This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever.
*winks for an extended but realistic period of time
ME: *holding door wide open for her*
HER: Are you saying I’m fat?
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If you don’t swear when you’re driving, you aren’t paying enough attention to the road.
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I miss her already but mostly I’m crying because she took all the money from my purse.
Shrink: How would you rate your depression right now?
Me: 0 out of 5 stars. Would not recommend.