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@TweetPotato314: me: *holding my black eye* honey I’m home

wife: what happened to you?

me: I met a celebrity this morning

wife: and....

[earlier at the car wash]

optimus prime: are you watching me shower!?

me: *holding my black eye* honey I’m home

wife: what happened to you?

me: I met a celebrity this morning

wife: and….

[earlier at the car wash]

optimus prime: are you watching me shower!?

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