Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don’t even have shoulders
Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage

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The kids report cards are coming out today so I’m excited to see how I did.


Someone told me I was “good people” and I replied “OMG you can hear them too?”


May rob a bank just to get a few short, sweet years away from the kids.