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@dannyboy7813: Me: How much for the doggy in the window
Store Employee: That's Karen. She works here
@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
@MelvinofYork: My daughter gets all bossy when we’re playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she’s at school I play with them the way I want.
@sapphireeyezz: putting some whiskey in my coffee cuz its ireland somewhere
@swiftenhaal: Just ordered Dominos while at Dominos because I need a ride home.
@EJGomez: me: goodnight moon
moon: i have a boyfriend