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@BoogTweets: Me: how much for the seal Dracula
Zoo keeper: that’s a walrus
@dafloydsta: FRIEND: Make her the center of attention
[later at restaurant]
ME: *throws food at next table*
ME: *pointing at date* SHE DID IT
@ermahgarton: According to my bank account, I'm Rich!
Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole.
@ShoutingGoddess: A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked:
I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD.
@kelkulus: Apparently on Facebook you can "like" that someone "liked" something. I just liked the movie "Inception", and now we wait.
@TheHatStore: [spider party]
black widow: oh yeah looks like there are lots of edible bachelors here