Lady Gaga: rah rah ah ah ah rom mah ro mah mah
Shaggy *wiping tears at Scooby’s funeral* beautiful
me: how much is the funny smelling spray
me: no the whole bottle
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This is the hardest I’ve laughed all morning:
I’m dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have.
I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I’m cool.
Accidentally just told a girl that “she has a nice head” because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
In the middle of an important meeting I quietly pass my boss a post-it note. It just says ‘girl cats have wherskers’. He nods
Bad news: I just stepped on the cat.
Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song.
Unless someone tries to take a kneecap out with a crowbar, I have no interest in watching the Olympics.