@thepaulahunt: Me: How would you feel about me dating a guy only 7 years older than you?
My Son, then 18: Depends. What kind of video game system does he own? Will he let me borrow it?
Me:
My Son: Does he own a motorcycle & will he let me drive it?
Me:
My Son: Can I call him "New Dad"?
@GrowlyGrego: Apostrophes are important. "I fed the dog" "I f'ed the dog" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.
@GoldenSpirals: The greatest trick the devil ever played was offering a buy one get one free sale one day after you already purchased two at regular price.
@gerryhatric: Just discovered that the self checkout area is not what you'd think.
@WilliamAder: Pharmacist: How can I help you? Me: I'd like to see a menu.
@dumbbeezie: Day 65: My dog still insists on acting happy to see people despite my example and training
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