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@Rollinintheseat
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
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@Rollinintheseat
@iGreenBabe
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I’ve never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
@RobDenBleyker
If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she’s in her early twenties.
@NatBaimel
17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq
@david8hughes
You can’t keep eating people’s lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you’ve been stealing is pork for one thing.
@_youhadonejob1
This is a bobcat. 😂
@Neuronicism
If she doesn’t have a new hair style by the time you’re done, you’re doing it wrong.
@Izianikapani
“Do people really become like their pets?” I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space.
@robsan40
When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History.
@brynnester
Man: But both my eyes are bad
Inventor Of The Monocle: And?