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@CatsVsHumanity: Me: I bet I totally got like 10,000 steps in today.

My mother: you lost your car in the parking garage didn't you?

Me: WHY CAN'T YOU EVER JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!

Me: I bet I totally got like 10,000 steps in today.

My mother: you lost your car in the parking garage didn’t you?

Me: WHY CAN’T YOU EVER JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?!

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