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@iinkedZombie: Me: I don't feel like driving home.

5: I'll drive.

Me: You're not old enough yet.

5: and my feet won't reach the pedals.

Me: And that.

Me: I don’t feel like driving home.

5: I’ll drive.

Me: You’re not old enough yet.

5: and my feet won’t reach the pedals.

Me: And that.

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