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@djdarrellripley: Me: I forbid you to go!

Her: What was that?

Me: You heard me! I said, "I'd really appreciate it if you'd reconsider!"

Me: I forbid you to go!

Her: What was that?

Me: You heard me! I said, “I’d really appreciate it if you’d reconsider!”

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