To anyone who hates the idea of sequels, remember that there were 181 Blinks before we got the good one.
Me: I had a dream I cut the grass.
Husband: How short?
Husband: HOW SHORT?!
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ok, now say it again so my wife hears
“you’re too big for this ride, sir”
[Calling doctor’s office]
Lady: When is your child’s birthday?
Me: *panic* click
[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality]
“what were you in for?”
murder, a guy… a guy…
“spit it out man”
a guy, interrupted me
Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won’t be invited
Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK
*coughs like a maniac*
*pretends to pick nose*
Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me.
I’m not making a snap judgment of you. I’ve been following you around the grocery store for 15 minutes.
Robin: “Clowns to the left of me, Joker’s to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”
Batman: “Shut up.”