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@dafloydsta: ME: I have good news & bad news
WIFE: Bad news first
M: We're out of bananas
W: The good news?
M: *points to monkey in the kitchen*

ME: I have good news & bad news
WIFE: Bad news first
M: We’re out of bananas
W: The good news?
M: *points to monkey in the kitchen*

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