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@amandajpanda: Me: I like your Prince tattoo.
"It's my mother."
Me: Your mother is Prince?
@ThaJawn: Judas: You guys coming to the last supper?
Everyone Else: Why'd you call it that?
@steveffootball: A girl at the bar just did a tequila shot and didn't make a face. We're getting married
@FU_TangClan: Drake: you used to call me on my cell phone
Me: that’s what cell phones are for
@ClichedOut: [inventing video games]
i wanna be lazy but with a purpose
@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me