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@thedadvocate01: Me: I lost twelve followers today.

Wife: On Twitter?

Me: In the woods.

Wife: You’re the Cub Scout leader! It’s your responsibility to find those children!

Me: I lost twelve followers today.

Wife: On Twitter? 

Me: In the woods. 

Wife: You’re the Cub Scout leader! It’s your responsibility to find those children!

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