X – Single
X – Married
X – It’s complicated
X – In a relationship
✅ – Not falling for that shit again…
Me: I miss you.
My hairdresser: Did you do something to your hair? Please don’t. For the love of god, everything is hard enough without that. Don’t touch it.
Me: No, I just miss —
My hairdresser: Don’t touch it.
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