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@Brettagher: Me: I picked out a pricy rock I think you'll like
Her: You mean you're finally going to propose to me?
M: I was talking about your headstone

Me: I picked out a pricy rock I think you’ll like
Her: You mean you’re finally going to propose to me?
M: I was talking about your headstone

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