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@tsm560: Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of.

Her: So you have no bad habits?

Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of.

Me: I really don’t have any bad habits to speak of.

Her: So you have no bad habits?

Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I’d want to speak of.

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