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@panmidwest: ME: I still suck my thumb at night, yesterday I called my landlady "mom"
JUDGE: you only have to tell the truth about questions you're asked

ME: I still suck my thumb at night, yesterday I called my landlady “mom”
JUDGE: you only have to tell the truth about questions you’re asked

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