CONDUCTOR: all aboard!
ME: i’m pretty bored
CONDUCTOR: no, i meant everyone on the train
ME: oh, i’m sure they’re bored too
me: i swear officer, i can even say the alphabet backwards
cop: not really relevant to this murder investigation but ok
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