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@ArfMeasures: Me: I taught the dog to say the 7 deadly sins

Wife: No you didn't

Dog: Ruff

Me: See, wrath!

Wife: He said ruff! You can't teach a dog to

Dog: Gluttony

Wife: Holy shit

Me: I taught the dog to say the 7 deadly sins

Wife: No you didn’t

Dog: Ruff

Me: See, wrath!

Wife: He said ruff! You can’t teach a dog to

Dog: Gluttony

Wife: Holy shit

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