@DaddyJew: Me: I thought I told you no more snacking
8: it's an energy bar
Me: then why are there m&m's on them?
8: duh...that's where the energy comes from
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@burntmybagel: Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome.
@meatlobes: Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles
@kwirkyKerri: I love scary movies!, I say as I turn on all the lights to go to bed.
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