the english language
Me: I thought I told you no more snacking
8: it’s an energy bar
Me: then why are there m&m’s on them?
8: duh…that’s where the energy comes from
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You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out
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Because that child would not be OK today.
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………. she’s my 3rd kid.
*snaps rechargeable battery into bottom of cordless drill like cocking ammo into the butt of a gun*
ME: let’s hang some floral art décor!