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@truegritrumble: ME: I'd like to register my kid for school.
SCHOOL REGISTRAR: Sir, that's a goat.
ME: *proudly* A BABY goat.

ME: I’d like to register my kid for school.
SCHOOL REGISTRAR: Sir, that’s a goat.
ME: *proudly* A BABY goat.

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