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@mompsychologist: Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom.
@coryrichardson_: [training to be a crime investigator]
investigator: he was eaten by a cannibal
me: *writing* eaten by cannon ball
investigator: no, cannon balls shoot, cannibals eat people
me: *writing* cannon balls shoot and eat people