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@MelvinofYork: Me: I'll have the chicken

Waiter: and how would you like the chicken prepared

Me: I dunno... maybe just tell it about the circle of life and how nothing lives forever

Me: I’ll have the chicken

Waiter: and how would you like the chicken prepared 

Me: I dunno… maybe just tell it about the circle of life and how nothing lives forever

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