Because one Duran just wasn’t enough.
Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds.
Them: Ok, What about those ones flying over that tree?
Me: *narrows eyes and looks intently over the trees* Yes, they’re all birds.
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Sir, that’s a baby
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Teacher: That’s SWEET. What’s her first name?
Kid: “Sorry,” I think
I only want what’s best for the squirrels.
Your word is ‘impossible’
“Oh, well I guess no point in trying”
*walks off stage*
My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she’s not my biological offspring