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@FU_TangClan: Me: I’m hard at work
HR: this is why you’re fired
@Marlebean: Sorry I gave you a sympathy card at your baby shower, but... well you'll see soon enough.
@Roweboat13G: For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over.
@geowizzacist: Interviewer: It says here you’re good with ‘grammars’?
Me: Very yes.
@stevevsninjas: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
@iGreenMonk: Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.