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@mdob11: Me: I'm shy
Tequila: Not anymore
@cbdoubleu: Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: What's this?
Me: A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in & I'm a little closer to freedom.
Hub: *puts $100 in*
@Staggfilms: Show me your pushy.
- Sean Connery shext
@phalguy: I wrote a book titled:
How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns
Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword.
All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!
@Sal0630: Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee