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@AimeeHelene1: Me: I'm sorry; I don't remember your name. I know it starts with an S though.... Sledgehammer, Salamander, Slappy...

Him: Steve...my name is Steve.

Me: Yeah, no, I would've never gotten that.

Me: I’m sorry; I don’t remember your name. I know it starts with an S though…. Sledgehammer, Salamander, Slappy… Him: Steve…my name is Steve. Me: Yeah, no, I would’ve never gotten that.
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