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@McGrumpenstein: ME: Just don’t touch my Pop Tarts and we’ll be okay
PRIEST: *stunned* I'd like to remind everyone that the couple chose to write their own vows

ME: Just don’t touch my Pop Tarts and we’ll be okay
PRIEST: *stunned* I’d like to remind everyone that the couple chose to write their own vows

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