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@NewDadNotes: Me: [looking at my wife]
Wife: what?
Me: I’m just in awe of you.
Wife: really?
Me: of how strong you are.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: I’m not helping you move your LEGO Hogwarts castle.
Me: but no one can see it down in the basement.

Me: [looking at my wife]
Wife: what?
Me: I’m just in awe of you.
Wife: really?
Me: of how strong you are.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: I’m not helping you move your LEGO Hogwarts castle.
Me: but no one can see it down in the basement.

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