*does the Dirty Dancing lift with a slab of ribs*
ME: *makes my first million*
MY BOSS AT THE U.S. MONEY PRINTING PRESS: yeah, we usually don’t make em bigger than a hundred
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He : Why ?
She : For starters I can’t handle your silly jokes.
He : Hmm okay and for main course ?
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