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@Dani_Feld: Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave.
@trevso_electric: On a scale of 1 to girl who just got back from a semester abroad in Europe, how annoying are you?
@shariv67: If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working.
@Carmel_Coleman: Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer.
@AndyAsAdjective: INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength?
ME: shape shifting
INTERVIEWER: is that so?
INTERVIEWER: holy shit
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go
-We are going to be late
-I hate school
-But Mum, you have to take me!