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@Dani_Feld: Me: My bed is so warm and cosy. I never want to leave.
@ohmygrapeness: Jewish Baristas, or as I like to call them...
@fro_vo: Friend: your fly is open
Me: yeah i know
Fly: it's true i'll try just about anything
@Notoliviasteel: I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest
@thatUPSdude: Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.