@_coryrichardson: Pilot: *over intercom* we’re all gonna die
Passengers: *start freaking out*
Pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
Passengers: *sigh with relief*
Pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit this mountain
@TheAndrewNadeau: HIM: And a trillion dollars.
GENIE: Alright, cool, that’s your last wish.
HIM: Haha, thanks! Too bad wishing for infinite wishes isn’t allowed.
GENIE: Why wouldn’t that be allowed?
HIM: It’s… it’s one of the rules.
GENIE: I’ve literally never heard that.